Wednesday, September 14, 2005

ribs... I had ribs for lunch

Actually I had a beef and cheddar sandwich at Arby's, but whaddaya gunna do? Anchorman is always a good pick-me-up on those dreary days... Especially when you're a little fuzzy on the original translation of San Diego. I really have no reason for this picture, but I guess I am a random guy at times.

So, last night I was on my way home from Virginia's (*new ETD: Sat. 1:20pm, Chicago - O'hare) and I happenned to be driving behind someone who was either drunk or really tired because he was in and out of his lane on more than one occasion. As I continued to observe his fine driving skills, I saw him almost lose control of his vehicle as his back end slid and smacked the gaurd-rail, seriously damaging his truck. His spare tire also fell out and his muffler was hanging on by a thread, leaving nothing but sparks in his trail. Fearing for the lives of those who may have encountered this wreckless madman, I called 911 and reported him, fulfilling my duty as a fine citizen of this fine, fine city.

On a more serious note, let me leave you with this quote from Channel 4 lead anchor, Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."


rob peoples said...

you are a good man eric wagenmaker. i am glad that i can call you my friend.

i am also glad that God has given you a few more days with your love before she takes off for a year that will seem like eternity. cherish those days.

Daniel Rudd said...

Thanks a lot for ratting me! You could have at least helped me with your tire.

By the way... I have a web site on "Canary Violence" It pretty much covers "Canary Violence"